DAIZY MAE:
You deserve a gal who's willin',
Namely me.
One who'd love to raise yo' chillun,
Namely me.
Standin' there in the doorway
Waitin',
At the close of day
With you all the way,
To love, honor, and obey.
You deserve two arms to hold you,
Namely mine.
There to comfort and enfold you,
Rain or Shine.
I deserve someone strong and handsome,
Bashful and shy and true,
Sweet and tender,
And I know just the one who'll do,
Namely you.

ABNER:
You deserve someone good-lookin',—
Namely me.
Someone who as yet ain't tooken,
Namely me.
That is how I'll remain unless you
Get me, shall we say,
In the fam'ly way
Come next Sadie Hawkins Day.
You crave arms to make you tingle,
Namely mine.
To a bachelor who's single,
That sounds fine.
Come the day I no longer batchel,
Nalcher'ly
I'll be true—

ABNER & DAISY MAE:
And who could I be truest to?
Namely you.