Have you ever awakened to find that you're glad to be awake?
Hamburger tastes like steak,
You're in love!
Have you ever experienced the thrill of a fall that feels like spring?
Then you have felt the sting,
You're in love

I. Have you found when she's around that you are so enthused?
You don't make sense, but what's the difference, you're glad to be confused.
It's quite easily explained biologically, you have found a mate,
Might I reiterate,
You're in love.

II. When he's near do you appear to be so ill at ease?
You try to hide your pounding side and calm your shaking knees.
Have you ever sincerely imagined that you could walk on air?
You're broke but you don't care,
You're in love.

Unmistakably
Your symptoms prove to me
That you're in love.